Friday, November 2, 2012
Dear CMA Awards... thank you for putting on (another) amazing show last night. I love country music and love seeing the performances. I don't care who wins what award all that much. They are all great in my opinion. Dear Progressive Snapshot... I'm glad that you saved me a whole 1% on my car insurance and I'm glad you are giving me another chance to save more. BUT, can you please, please, please make a sensor that discriminates between my bad driving and me having to slam on my breaks due to a senior citizen who pulls out in front of me and slams on their breaks? Dear (my dog) Princess... you are 7 years old, by now you know what our cars sound like in the driveway. PLEASE stop barking and waking up my son when someone who lives here pulls up. I don't need a glass shattering bark to inform me they are home. Dear new bed sheets... thank you, thank you, thank you for being so cozy. I love you! Dear Holiday Season... Why do you have to show up so quickly and why do you have to fly by so fast? Will you please stay and let me enjoy you this year? Dear Political Ads... PLEASE. GO. AWAY. I'm not sure I can handle you for 4 more days!!! This has been the nastiest, meanest political season I have experienced. On the other side, I wish people weren't dumb enough to actually believe what is said in the ads is true.